This is my mom, Haines. She makes these things called "cakes" all day. She goes to this secret room downstairs and comes up every now and then, wearing an apron that tastes so yummy. I love to lick her apron and the bottoms of her shoes. I'm not allowed downstairs but sometimes I sneak down there to lick the floor and sniff around...there are so many wonderful smells! She talks to me in a funny way, with a real high pitch and a strange accent. I like to talk back to her too.